Squirrelophobia

squirrel·a·pho·bi·a : n. An abnormal fear of squirrels.

So Rachel has mentioned our squirrel neighbor. Being the kind neighbor and person I am, I thought the aforementioned "Dinosaur" would appreciate some bread for a snack. Before I say more, let me also state that Rachel thought it was cute when Dinosaur came close to the window. However, joy soon became dread...when "he (and apparently Rachel knows for a fact it's a he) became too comfortable with our balcony." Today the squirrel was climbing up our screen door and peering in the window staring at Rachel. Rachel would bang on the window and he just reared up on his hind legs and give her, (if a squirrel can do this) dirty looks. Rachel states,"He looked like he wanted to attack me." Apparently it is a good thing we have glass windows and don't live in a grass hut, otherwise, I may be a widower because squirrels would have already killed Rachel. So a word from the wise (a.k.a Rachel) don't feed or trust the squirrels!!!