Tanner is busily learning the ends and outs of Geology work stuff; between that and trips to Boulder there just isn't much time to blog.
So here is the authorized Biography of Tanner's first week of work.
Monday-
6 am Wakes up after dreaming of Genie Suit
6:30 am Power breakfast of Pancakes, Bacon, Eggs, and Orange Juice
7:30 am Looking for place to park
3:00 pm Gives up, Drives home
4:00 pm Looking for place to park
10:00 pm Sleeps in car
Tuesday-
5 am Wakes up in car in Genie Suit
5:05 am Back asleep
6:30 am Cops find Tanner, family & friends relieved but confused
7:00 am English muffin & herbal drink
8:00 am Looks for place to park in a parking lot
8:01 am Parks and hurries into work
8:05 am New employee orientation begins
12:00 pm Lunch with the new boss
12:30 pm Proposal to boss: Drill for oil under Coors Field & Genie Suit Fridays
1:00 pm Fired
Wednesday-
9:30 am Phone call from boss: Coors Oil Field is a go, biggest discovery since Spindle Top
4:00 pm Phone call from boss: Also, you're not fired
Thursday-
7:45 am Shows up to work 15 minutes early
9:00 am Early retirement, riches beyond wildest dreams
10:00 am Day trip to Boulder with family
6:00 pm Night trip to Boulder with family
Friday-
8:00 am Purchases retirement home with a curvy slide (location rhymes with "Shoulder")
10:00 am Watches Price is Right
1:00 pm Picture message from former boss (there's a new Friday tradition at work)
3:00 pm Writes Jared into his will
5:00 pm Bored of retirement, gets reinstated as an intern for Anadarko. Living the dream.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Work
Posted by Jared at 9:05 PM
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4 comments:
I first read this on google reader so I didn't get the full effect of the pictures. The one of the genie suit is awesome!
The real question is where can I get one of those genie suits. Sounds great for casual Fridays...
It's kind of complicated, but if you find a genie bottle, rub it, and a genie comes out, you take his clothes. Then dye your skin light blue and grow a black beard with a little swirly end. Well, good luck.
Tanner, I know I read this comment a year and a half ago, but it still makes me laugh out loud.
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